cover of a rolling stone!!

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Week 7: Anoopa Lookin’ for fun and feeling Gooey (from the kroaknight pages)
No. I don’t know what to say. And that’s exactly what I say moments before I launch into a tirade. In this case, a happy tirade because I tell you, this contest is gamboling and frolicking about the place like Kate Moss on acid! Last evening was another revelation to close-minded idiots like me, about the amount of talent there is in this city. There was some outstanding singing going on, and it’s refreshing to have so many new voices. for more

Nokia Kroaking Season 2 continues wednesday ... the last of the qualifiers .. your last chance to get in

hosted by mark swaroop. the first 20 paces have been taken. 4 left to be filled up. 1. jacob 2. tania 3. keerthana 4. Mark Lazaro 5. Jude 6. Pratik 7. Jerusha 8. andy 9. venkatesh 10) divya joseph 11) nina mathew 12) remya 13) abhijit 14) pragnya 15) lindsay 16) bharath 17) russ 18) malliga 19) aishwarya* 20) gulshan 21) goo
THE FINALS ARE AT THE CHOWDIAH AT 7PM ON THE 25TH OF MAY 2007 .. tickets go on sale shortlyto catch all the action, to listen to last year's kroaking 12 finalists, for rules/ prizes (some more have been added on), competition hype, go to KroaKnights

Sun KroaKnight still undoubtedly reigns supreme as the wildest night at opus ... be there and be part of the madness

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THURSDAY BOOZE & BRAINS: Hosted by Mark Rego & DJ Vinay - this a a popular quiz night where winners get all their booze free for the night. Rated by the BBC as indias best pub quiz
A heady combination of booze & brains!!! try it to find out... No entry charges.

world cup big sreen action
tues: semifinal SRI LANKA vs NEW ZEALAND

wed: semifinal AUSTRALIA vs SOUTH AFRICA

29th april: FLING SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER .. with DJ MISHA
the saturday night party to let your hair down and dance the night away (whatever that means in bangalores moral dictionary) to the music of tina charles, bee gees, elvis, village people, kc and the sunshine band, sister sledge ... yeah baby!!
and .. we've finally got ourselves a roof over our heads ... so no longer do you have to sit outside in the rain holding an umbrella ... tho' i must say i will miss that !!

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